Urotsukidoji
I'll be the first to admit that I have a slight moderately raging addiction to the internet and all her filthy glory. From news to porn to games and torrents, I love the internet. However. Yeah, that's right motherfocker - How (period) Ever! I detest social networking. Now it is true that I had, at one point, a myspace account which I checked daily. It became part of my routine to sign in for the sole purpose of checking on two things: See that nothing changed since my last login and continue not caring or see that much had changed since my last login and to continue not caring. I never talked to anyone, left comments, stalked, trolled, blogged, or posted bulletins. If there were anyone that I wanted or needed to communicate with or had any reason to, they had my number or at least knew where to find me. Myspace is not the blackened grimoire with which I am to be summoned. I have a phone and a couple e-mail addresses.
Now everyone is going on and on about Facebook. Short answer: No. Maybe later when I get so bored I decide something must be done in the name of Science. Particulary in the fields of social experimentation and fire. For now I'll suffer through doing the catch-up chat next time I see the jerk I don't want to talk to from a few years back when I was still in school, smiling politely and thinking of murder. "But there are games and poking and pictures and etcetera!" Yeah, no thanks. Facebook is not why I love the internet. I love instant access to any information I want, super cheap deals, free software, games, music and videos, and discovering new wonderful/horrible things.
Such As!
This is real.
From the website: "Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full." Furthermore, "Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!" Oh yeah, I'll repeat it again: This is real. It's on pre-order for a mid-January release and I certainly got my order in already. I can't wait. Will it really be the most delicous hentai soda available out of the thousands already on the shelves? I can't say for sure if I'll have a feeling of breathless anticipation as I crack the first exploratory bottle open but I certainly hope it slides down smoothly and leaves me refreshed and full. Will it taste like grape or tentacles? Does it contain school girl? What if it tastes like grape rape?! As a strictly Hentai soda, should I not drink it at work or at least feel ashamed if I get caught drinking it?
I just can't wait to get my order in to find out what it feels like to get graped.
This is why I love the internet.
