chobacabra

Rob, or as he's known in some circles, Faye, has been an unprofessional good-for-nothing for the passed twenty five years. He's unkind, cold-hearted, cynical, and hates puppies. It's true, ask him. He really hates puppies. He enjoys listening to metal, among other things, has a knack for photography but will never admit it, and will marathon his way through video games for hours upon hours - neglecting the most base of biological imperatives in the process.

His friends are the ones he does not give the facade to. Those who may witness him openly cursing, with gusto, and damning his fellow man to ravenous ends. Those who know he lives only by the desire to shotgun the walking dead. Mostly in the face. Those who know full well his adoration for kittens. Those who know he'd go out of his way for them, even if it was like, really inconvenient.